March 2012
klondikebar123:
Reading the I hope Rick santorum tag just amused me for the rest of the night.
February 2012
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
matertua:
i poked a guy on facebook with the same name as me but he hasn’t poked me back yet he’s probably wondering how he poked himself
Procrastination? No. I just wait until the last...
most-awkward-moments:
this makes me tired
so much for a summer release date. SAI has been lagging so bad that I haven’t been able to touch OD for a week.
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jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
People are sort of assholes.
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via catsux)
arewebothcrazy:
desterysmith:
when i say shotgun you say wedding
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
